okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks
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Im just?? So thankful omg. Id like to thank my parents and everyone who got me here *tears up*. Thank you everyone, thank you so much. I worked so hard and i finally achieved my dreams. After this im retiring to ascend to a higher plane of godliness where i belong.
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
